Ironically, I’ve been struggling to write a catchy intro for this post, probably because I feel like a post about writing should be well-written. But I keep coming up short, so I’m just gonna cut to the chase: If you’re one of the many people who have asked me how to make some money off your blog or creative writing, ere’s (almost) everything I’ve learned from 10 or so years of “professional writing.”
And for those of you who are asking “who the fuck are you and why should I give a shit what you think,” here’s my best answer: I’ve been blogging since 2008, written somewhere around 2500 blog posts, written for Metal Sucks, Substream, and Terrorizer among others, and have done a ton of ghost writing for business outlets like Virgin, IBM, and Entrepreneur.
With that out of the way, I’m gonna give you some bad news first – but stick with me, it gets better 🙂
THE BAD NEWS: BLOGS ARE KINDA DEAD
Yup… The reality is that blogging was hot 7-10 years ago, but it’s just not where the action is now. People basically don’t give a fuck about blogs anymore.
Here’s why: the web in general is way less relevant than it was 3-5 years ago. If that seems hard to believe, consider that 5 years ago Snapchat had less than 100k users, Instagram was still a little startup, the iPhone 4 was Apple’s flagship product, and Facebook had only just added mobile advertising. YouTubers and Instagram influencers as we know them weren’t really a thing.
Yeah, yeah — “but what about X or Y?? Their blogs are doing great!!” Yes, of course there are outliers (mostly blogs that built their followings years ago when blogs were more relevant) but they don’t disprove the general pattern. And if you’re one of those people who thinks they’re the exception to every rule, then please stop reading this, dig a very deep hole and jump into it headfirst.
The bottom line is that traffic and interest in blogs is way down since their peak, and that has a lot of implications for anyone who wants to make money from writing.
TRYING TO MAKE MONEY OFF OF ADS = POVERTY
Because of the above and some other things like the rise of programmatic advertising, it’s now harder than ever to make any real money from putting ads on your blog. Basically, in order to make more than beer money off of ads you need to have pretty massive amounts of traffic. So if this is your plan, I think you should probably make a new one lol.
Without getting too far into the weeds of how these ads are bought, sold and priced, roughly speaking if you got 100,000 page views a month on your site you could expect to make something like $50-500 (probably closer to $50 than $500). You can read more about it here if you’re interested in the details, which you should be.
Making a few hundred dollars a month off a blog sounds pretty cool, but in practice getting 100k page views a month to a blog is really fucking hard. I think at my peak (when I was posting 1-3 times a day and putting 20-40 hours a month into it) I got something like 160k views in a month and made like $600 – but that was a long time ago, and it would be WAY harder to do now.
At best you’ll make beer money, mostly like you won’t even make enough to pay your bar tab for a night.
I wrote stuff in all of these magazines and got paid a grand total of $0 for all of it
WRITING FOR OTHER PEOPLE ALSO = POVERTY
Sad to say that writing for other sites and magazines is also not gonna make you a lot of money.
You should know that almost nobody does this for their full time job, at least not in the world of music/art/youth culture/whatever – in fact, a lot of the people who write for the big outlets you think about probably don’t get paid at all.
For example, I wrote cover stories for national magazines about huge bands like Asking Alexandria and Of Mice & Men and didn’t get paid a dime for it (and for the record, I’m not mad about that – I was happy to do it).
And the people who are getting paid aren’t getting much. I got paid $25-100 per article to write for pretty large music sites, with the majority of the articles being at $25 each. Considering that it took me hours to write each one, that works out to literally less than minimum wage (and again, I want to be clear that I’m not at all mad about that – I was stoked to get paid anything at all, and I’m extremely grateful for the opportunity).
The reason why you won’t get paid to write for other people is very simple: supply and demand. There are a fucking million people who want to write for free, which means that you have to be really special to get paid even $50 to write something (especially if it’s about music, where there is an insanely big glut).
Kind of depressing to hear all this, I know – but don’t give up yet!
THE GOOD NEWS: THERE’S STILL A WAY TO MAKE MONEY FROM WRITING
Contrary to what you may be thinking, I’m not writing this to shit all over your dream of being a professional writer -in fact, I think that being a writer is one of the best ways to create opportunities that can be a total gamechanger for your career and life.
The key is to think of writing as a means not an end. To be blunt, it’s extremely unlikely that you will ever make real money from pure writing (especially if it’s writing about music or art), so you’re gonna need to do some lateral thinking.
Instead of thinking about how to make money directly from writing, I highly suggest that you think about how you can instead use writing as a bridge to some other opportunity where you WILL make money – keep reading and I’ll explain exactly what I mean by that.
IMO there are basically 2 viable ways of doing it:
If you have any interest in monetizing your blog, Graham is your man
OPTION 1: SELL A PRODUCT
The most obvious way to make money from writing is to use your writing to build an audience which you then monetize by selling them stuff: a book, merch, affiliate products, etc.
My friend Graham Cochrane of The Recording Revolution is a particularly inspiring and successful example:
“In January of 2010, he rebranded that blog The Recording Revolution, and he remembers it made hardly any money at all in its first two years.
Today, nearly six years after he made it his primary focus, the site earns between $35,000 and $75,000 a month.
Aside from the free content he’s always offered, Cochrane added in-depth video courses on different aspects of sound recording and mixing that cost between $39 and $897, and a monthly membership for $27 a month that provides access to supplementary content. He estimates between 6,000 and 7,000 people have taken his courses so far.” – [Read more here]
Pretty fucking cool, right? I highly suggest following Graham – not only is he an awesome human being, but imo he is THE template for the “sell a product” strategy of monetizing your writing.
Monetizing your audience like this is a great option, but it isn’t for everyone – the thing is that it requires you to be good a lot of other things in addition to writing: building a marketing funnel, buying traffic, and of course creating the product itself. And the fact of the matter is that few people who are good at writing are also good at those things.
If you think you’re up for it, by all means go for it – you can make a lot of money this way if you play your cards right. But if that business and tech stuff sounds boring or unpleasant, then don’t take this route because you will probably just eat shit.
Which brings me to the second option, which I think is the best fit for most people…
If you’ve been bombarded by this ad all over Facebook and YouTube, you can thank me for that 😉
OPTION 2: BUILD A NETWORK YOU PARLAY INTO OTHER STUFF
Probably the most valuable part of writing is that it’s a great way of building your network.
As part of setting up interviews, features, reviews, etc you’ll get access to tons of busy, important people – bands, athletes, CEOs, labels, etc. These are all people who would ignore you or tell you to fuck off in most situations, but will talk to you if you’re a writer.
And you’ll end up building real, lasting relationships with some of them – and as I’ve said a million times before, relationships are EVERYTHING – there’s literally nothing more valuable than knowing the right people (and that those people respect you).
This has played out in my career more times than I could begin to list – in fact, I can confidently say that almost all of my network goes back to writing.
As just one example, I work with the guys in a band called Periphery on a few different ventures including Getgood Drums and Horizon Devices. And here’s the crazy route I took to get there: Back in 2008 or so, I interviewed Big Chocolate or so for my stupid metal blog. He introduced me to someone else who introduced me to Matt from Periphery, who I worked with on a CreativeLive class in 2014. Working with Matt on that class then lead to working with him, Misha and Nolly on Getgood Drums, which lead to working with Misha on Horizon Devices.
I don’t expect you to follow all of that, but I do want you to take a few things away from it:
- That all took YEARS to play out – from 2008 to 2016, the better part of a decade. You have to be patient and keep grinding. This shit does NOT happen overnight, and those who quit early will never succeed. You can’t win the game if you quit playing it.
- The path is winding and unpredictable. I would never in a million years have guessed that I’d work so closely with Periphery of all bands, but that’s where life took me… you don’t get to steer the ship, you just ride it 🙂 Have a goal in mind, but be ready to adjust course in unexpected directions.
- Most importantly, LIKE ATTRACTS LIKE – I really can’t overstate how legit the law of attraction is. That shit is so, so real, and you should use it. If you put out shitty, negative energy with your writing that’s what you will get back. If you write smart, thoughtful shit that helps other people, then the right people will notice and you’ll end up working together – it may take a while to find each other, but if you’re patient enough it WILL happen.
I’ve already gone on way too long here so I won’t go into more detail, but I think you get the idea: build your network through writing, bust your ass for a long time, and it will turn into bigger things if you keep your eyes open and jump on opportunities as they come up.
I highly, highly suggest pursuing this strategy rather than trying to directly monetize your writing… if I’m being totally honest, that’s just not gonna happen and you’re kind of kidding yourself if you think it will. Don’t try to push against the river.
Understand that writing is a really fucking hard way to make any money, but it’s not impossible. I consider myself insanely fortunate that I’ve been able to turn it into the opportunities that I have, but there is no reason anyone else can’t do what I’ve done, what Graham Cochrane has done, or what other smart people like Brian Storm have done.
But here’s what it’s gonna take:
- Work your goddamn motherfucking face off. Be willing to give up the things other people won’t, like watching TV, playing video games, going out with your friends, sleeping in, etc, and give them up for many years. For years I’ve gotten up at 5:30AM on the weekends so I can write for a few hours before anyone else is up, and you should too. Grind while they sleep. Bury them with your work.
- Have something to say. Most “writers” don’t know shit about shit, they just throw words around because they were English majors. Nobody gives a fuck about how clever you are with words besides other literature nerds, and those people are all broke so they aren’t gonna put money in your pocket. Have a point of view and express it strong as fuck.
It’s gonna be hard. If that sounds scary to you then quit now.
But on the other hand, if you focus relentlessly on those two things for a year, 2 years, or 5 years and I promise that money will come your way…. so what are you waiting for? Get to work!